Eh Gora

The name I loved.

2010-09-28T03:30:00.000-07:00

So far the only song that I listen to until I..sleep? Lmao
It makes you feel like..IDK. Who cares.

2010-09-05T01:53:00.001-07:00

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH?!

2010-08-04T05:56:00.000-07:00

I couldn't find a better friend to express my feelings to anymore.I just healed your wound last week and now it's broken again.Yes I know that part of you is too fragile and has to be replaced often but that period was too short.Don't you think you should at least give me some time to get you the replacement, dear violin?

2010-08-03T09:21:00.000-07:00

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

Day,

2010-08-02T08:04:00.000-07:00

Why it's the best;
People I despise are about to be where they were supposed to be.
Those two are about to leave the school.
That means, less disgusting people since the leader is GONE :P
Two of my classmates get to remain in the same class.
Electrolysis experiment was 100% successful <3
Almost everyone cried.It was so touching :')
Why it's also the worst;
Results were really disappointing :'(
Aisyah Mohd. Razihan exposed embarrassing photos of me :|
Iylia was transferred to another class.

2010-07-26T09:31:00.000-07:00

What else on earth is turning our lives upside down if its not ourselves?

2010-06-26T05:09:00.000-07:00

donashi <3

Updating from Malacca

2010-05-28T09:03:00.000-07:00

9 hours + journey on the highway
Uncle Gordon's yummy crab for dinner
A walk at the Jonker Walk with Uncle Beng
A visit around the Everly Resort Hotel
Good night sleep :D

2010-05-23T04:15:00.000-07:00

OMIGAH! He's mad at me. I'm so scared to death.
With the big NOT at the end *evil smile*

2010-05-04T10:13:00.000-07:00

If only I was given the chance to return to the past I will;
Save my dog,
Pass my exam with flying colours & get scholarships easily,
Know how to differentiate what's right or wrong,
Want to know less people,
Not want to be the centre of attraction,
& be what I'm trying to be now.

Now I realize this is all too late.
It's no use if I want eventhough I know I can't since I didn't

2010-05-02T09:07:00.000-07:00

I'll never be the same,
If we ever meet again.

2010-05-01T08:11:00.000-07:00

Stupid crawly poisonous thing!
There shouldn't be creatures like YOU!
I want my dog back!
Give me my dog back!

A dream come true;

2010-04-23T11:03:00.000-07:00

My mum's giving me her Vincci bag after using it for once. This is super cool! *grins*

Song stuck in my head [not In My Head by Jason Derulo]; If We Ever Meet Again by Timbaland feat. Katy Perry

One thing;

2010-04-10T08:59:00.001-07:00

The main reason you didn't ask me 'who?' 'what?' 'why?' 'when?' 'where?' & 'how?' is because you know exactly who, what, why, when, where & how. I know that. There's no need to hide. By the way, your acting is not good & you're just making it more obvious.

2010-04-10T08:58:00.000-07:00

AHMEGAWD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Things to deal with for this whole week;

2010-04-10T08:48:00.000-07:00

SPEECH DAY
Red dress
Orchestra (There's more to come ==)
Lessons I missed
Tuition
CHEMISTRY :) (Exam's on next Sunday.Greattttt)

Imagine by John Lennon (Glee version)

Three words,

2010-04-08T07:34:00.000-07:00

YOU DISGUST ME!

2010-03-31T08:16:00.000-07:00

HCTIB,EFILATEGOG

Yes,yes,yes!

2010-03-31T08:05:00.000-07:00

Yes, people are starting to discriminate people lately.
Yes, people are changing a lot suddenly.
Yes, friends are betraying friends all the time lately.
Yes, friends are also stabbing friends' back lately.
Yes, friends are actually enemies.
Yes, I'm sick of this 'place' as always.
Yes, I'm sick of these people here.

Friends who are not like friends at all!

2010-03-26T05:22:00.000-07:00

They come to you when they have lotsa problems, when they're in big trouble, when they're alone & when they need help. When they're smart enough to handle all on their own they ignore you. When you're alone or in big trouble they ditch you & look for another friend. They even pretend as if you were never their friend & as if you owe them your life, but in fact they were the one who you their life.

2010-02-28T09:05:00.000-08:00

Love is not fake; you are!

PIG!

2010-02-08T07:31:00.000-08:00

If S.H.I.T = School Has Idiot Teachers ;
Then YOU are a total effing idiot,hag!
Don't go to school then if you think your dad is rich enough & you are smart enough.

More like cheap.

2010-01-29T07:49:00.000-08:00

Paranormal? More like abnormal.
A Padini blouse? I got more than 5 this year and still counting.
Mere 11 marks? She won you & yet to win you.
A brat? Even if she is, she's however smarter than the so-called-innocent one.
Was Taylor Lautner's fan? Yeah right! Who was the one going all crazy bout Edward when Twilight premiered huh? Hell not me for sure, loser!
Loser like you really do have your own way of thinking.
I don't give a damn if you can see smoke coming out from both sides of your ears after reading this.
Because you have no right to stop me from doing this.
This is obviously my blog.
You're nobody & of course nothing.
& it wasn't me who invited you to read this.
If you still have your pride & dignity, shut up.
If not, go get a life!

The best warning ever!

2010-01-27T03:31:00.000-08:00

"Tepi sikit. Nak sembur."
Took a step away from the counter even though wasn't clear what it meant.
* Psst psst*
"OH so that was it. Wth. The best warning ever."

#1

2010-01-22T23:07:00.000-08:00

I hate those who think they're so smart & like to.. uh well, SHOW OFF? That annoys me a lot & to me, 'you' are NOTHING. P/s; Not nobody but NOTHING!

Back to school!

2010-01-03T00:30:00.000-08:00

OMG I'm still a student. When will school end again?! I'd prefer working than studying ya know. I'm so looking forward for the next holiday. Please oh please come quickly! I beg you ;P

So-called Beijinger

2010-01-03T00:21:00.000-08:00

Urgh! Beijing trip was so damn f-ing awesome! I don't know where to start & it's a lot to tell. So I'll just cut it short.

CHINA IS SOOOO AWESOME & THE TRIP WAS FUNNNNN! ;D

P/s; Anything you wanna know just ask me

Season's greetings.

2009-12-24T08:00:00.000-08:00

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

P/s; Hohoho! Merry Christmas people!

WTH!

2009-12-23T16:56:00.000-08:00

Why on earth are these people making me nervous when I'm so cool & relaxed. Even the cucumber can't beat my coolness ;P Whatever it is, wish me luck people!

2009-12-20T09:30:00.000-08:00

Secretive is my middle name! So what?!

You don't know me.

2009-12-20T09:00:00.000-08:00

I had been trying to talk to you just so that I could tell you about it & it has been inside me for quite some time already but I don't think you even want to talk to me, what more listen to my long speech after I gave you the sign that I really need to talk to someone so badly, so I'll just keep my big fat mouth shut & continue keeping it inside me, hoping that I would forget about it someday, somehow & better, soon!

Sick & tired.

2009-12-17T16:40:00.000-08:00

Slept at 3. Woke up at 6. Went jogging then breakfast. Came home sweep the floor & then online! After that off to bathe. Then put mask & sleep until I feel like waking up. Toodles!

2009-12-14T05:36:00.000-08:00

I wish I never knew you

2009-12-13T09:58:00.000-08:00

Under each and every masks lie a person that hides who he or she really is

2 days 3 nights.

2009-12-13T05:51:00.000-08:00

10th December
Went back to Butterworth in the evening. Went for dinner after reaching there with my cousin's family. After dinner, went back to my grandma's. Played with Yoel & Yosef. Two adorable kids ;D

11th December
Woke up early. 1st thing I did after waking up was watch CSI:NY on AXN. Haha! Then Yoel woke up. So played with him a little. After washing up went over to Penang Island. Headed to Lye Peng to settle the payment & insurance for the Beijing trip. Woots! Then went all the way to I-don't-know-what's-the-name-of-the-place to have brunch. The glass there were custom made. So cool. After that we headed to Penang Road & bought the famous Penang laksa. There's where we saw some guy who looks like Frankie Foo from Phua Chu Kang. Weird I know. But funny ;P Then we went to Queensbay Mall. Didn't walk much this time. Padini Concept Store was the 1st shop we entered. Next was Jusco, Aldo, Forever 21, Esprit then Dome. Went back in the evening. Then played with Yoel & Yosef. After that, went to the tailor. Brought Yoel along. Took some photos there. Spent the night without Yoel & Yosef :(

12th December
Woke up & get ready for movies :D Watched The Princess and The Frog & The Twilight Saga: New Moon. So nice. Jacob's so hot ;P I'm sorry but Edward looks like a total major loser. Seriously! Finished both movies before 4. Went home with loads of food for tea. Nice ;) Had dinner before heading to my cousin's mother-in-law house for Yosef's birthday party. It's in Bukit Mertajam. My aunt was really confused on the way there. Anyway, we got there right on time. They were about to start eating. The food was not that bad. Went home around 9. Then my parents got back from wedding dinner in Taiping at 11 something. Then traveled back to my home sweet home & reached at 12 something.

Peanut, Butter & Jelly ;D

2009-12-08T10:25:00.000-08:00

I miss this cartoon series so much. Used to watch it on Nickelodeon with my brother. Oh wait! Or was it Playhouse Disney Channel? Can't remember. It's really funny & meaningful. Well kinda. & yeahh! Butter is just so cute ;P Anyway, got another movie to be added in my movie list.

The Princess & The Frog [Cartoon. But who cares?]

Surprise surprise!

2009-11-29T09:57:00.000-08:00

I just found out that even nerds & geeks (I'm neither) online til after 11 o' clock. Lol dude! They stay up late. & walaa! The teachers said those who always score in exams are those who have enough sleep. & once again they got it wrong.

Rudea**!

2009-11-25T09:13:00.000-08:00

Went to have a look at the new launched car, Perodua Alza near my house. Guess what the salesmen & saleswomen did. Nothing! That's why I'm so pissed off! No one entertained us & WTF that salesman didn't even hand us the brochure. It's not like they don't have eyes. Some even have four eyes. So rude! Anyway we left that effing place giving them the unsatisfied & disappointed look on our face.

And I,

2009-11-24T21:28:00.000-08:00

I'm officially missing you.
Can't nobody do it like you
Said every little thing you do
Hey baby say, stays on my mind
And I, I'm officially

Sweet 16

2009-11-24T01:27:00.000-08:00

Just finish baking cupcakes with cheese in it ;DD because my dad wanted to eat cupcakes with cheese in it. And for fun too cause holiday's just so damn effing boring.

Happy Sweet 16 See Shin! ;DD

P/s; See Shin, belanja birthday cake la. ;P

2009-11-23T00:27:00.001-08:00

Look, it's not my fault that we know each other & it's also not my fault that we don't know each other. The end!

Miss you,

2009-11-22T23:58:00.000-08:00

I miss you, Ikhwan! <33 He's an 8 years old kid. He loves cars & he's so damn cute! Cuter in real life actually. Lol See Shin, he's mine! :S

P/s; Cikgu, when are you bringing him to bengkel?

What a joke!

2009-11-22T09:58:00.000-08:00

She's the one having exam but tadaa! I'm the one staying up late all night.

Wayyyyy ahead.

2009-11-22T09:02:00.000-08:00

It's 1 in the morning & Hell yeah! I'm still awake. Surprise surprise! Lmao. It's not something surprising actually. As y'all know, I'm not used to early bedtime stories. What more it's a holly holiday! Whoots! All I can do at home for the whole month is chat, eat, sleep, watch TV & not to forget blogging these dumb stuff that came into my mind like I-don't-know-what! I got loads of plan but was crushed by my sister's teeny weeny important exam in just a few milliseconds. You don't have to remind me how much it sucked. I knew that. All by myself. In another 3 weeks time, I'll be free as a Myrna. Lmao I mean bird. But then, Myrna sounds nice. I guess. Can't wait for Christmas & the so-called family a.k.a Christmas vacation. Hohoho! Will be spending Christmas' Day on the plane. Then walaa walaa! The next day at my greatgreatgreatgreatgreat [I don't know when it's gonna end] grandparents' hometown. Ni hao, China ;DD

Feel like watching,

2012 ( I'm so backdated because of my sister!)
Jennifer's Body
New Moon ( Taylor Lautner <33!)>
A Christmas Carol

Craving to watch movies since PMR is over for like almost 2 months already! Cinema's in Kedah are just plain slow. Sorry, but honesty is the best policy. I just don't like lying. & I can't go back to Butterworth because of my sister & her exam. Again!

2009-11-21T04:53:00.001-08:00

I am that complicated, so what?

New perspective.

2009-11-20T19:47:00.000-08:00

Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up on getting out of here

2009-11-20T09:23:00.000-08:00

WTH! Why so many ~~copycats~~ all of a sudden?!

For the first time,

2009-11-19T21:43:00.000-08:00

I changed my house cooking gas cylinder with my mum cuz my dad went out. It was kinda fun & of course easy peasy lemon squeezy ;DD

p/s; If there are guys who don't know how to do that, SHAME ON YOU!

2009-11-19T10:59:00.001-08:00

I don't believe that that human is so loyal! & so I'll prove it for sure. >:)

2009-11-19T10:57:00.000-08:00

I totally have no idea why am I doing this! [For fun!] ;DD

Make it a better place,

2009-11-19T07:33:00.000-08:00

Heal the world,
Make it a better place,
For you and for me,
And the entire human race,
There are people dying,
If you care enough,
For the living,
Make a better place,
For you and for me.

p/s; This is a song entitled Heal The World by the late MJ. His songs are much more meaningful compared to those 21st century love/emo/indie song. Except for some few ones.

2009-11-19T06:27:00.000-08:00

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

2009-11-18T06:03:00.000-08:00

Loving is definitely not wrong. But loving someone so deeply is a ~~BIG~~ crime.

2009-11-18T01:57:00.001-08:00

Everything is about understanding :P

Action speaks louder than words.

2009-11-17T21:22:00.000-08:00

I don't have to say it out loud for you to know that I mean it. Cause I know you wouldn't believe me. That's why I'd prefer to keep it to myself & just say it in my heart. Only God knows

Fat.

2009-11-17T05:08:00.000-08:00

You know what?

I think I'm fat. I feel fat. & I am fat. ;D

Recall.

2009-11-17T04:39:00.000-08:00

I kinda missed out the process of ordering pizza that day. ;DD

That lady, Liza asked for my name. I said Rachel. Guess how she spelled my name on the receipt. RACHR! Even my friend was laughing. Wothahell! She could've asked for the correct spelling. So far I'd seen all sorts of spelling. I am so disappointed with people nowadays :(

p/s; I'd never changed who I am. If you think I did, guess you didn't know me that well enough. Neither before nor now.

Lamest excursion.

2009-11-17T01:01:00.000-08:00

Venue; Petrosains, Alor Setar.

It has so limited stuffs there compared to the one in KL. Oh well; what can you expect. Its in Kedah DUDE! I won't feel bored visiting the Petrosains in KL. This Petrosains in Kedah is just one fifth of the one in KL. So boring. No activity at all.

School's out!

2009-11-17T00:53:00.000-08:00

Oh yeahhhhh! School's out. Here comes holiday! ;P More house chores to do & damn! Need to clear my messy table. Well; not that messy. Its just full with papers & stuffs.

Promises were meant to be broken.

2009-11-15T23:47:00.000-08:00

Woke up in the morning feeling so excited about the school excursion. Well not so excited but still excited. Just a little cause its an excursion to the State Museum. How lame is that huh? State Museum! Even little kids nowadays don't wanna go there anymore, what more a fifteen year-old teenager like us who had visited that particular museum for like more than ten times already?! Maybe cause Kedah really has no nice place to visit. Lmao.

Anyway, thanks to the band girls we had no transport. & so the excursion was canceled. The teacher in charge didn't inform the museum people after all. So even without the band girls, the excursion will be canceled. ;))

We ended up playing cards, listening to the radio, taking photos, solving SUDOKU, singing, chatting & laughing-out-loud at the school's new & dusty lab. Unhygienic people! DUHHHHH!

p/s; Another excursion to the Kedah's Petrosains tomorrow. Which I had no idea since when Petrosains exists in Kedah. :-S

L.O.V.E

2009-11-15T06:34:00.000-08:00

The only reason why love is spell with an 'O' and 'E' is because you&me has them in it too.

p/s; It has nothing to do with anybody. It came into my mind just-like-that.

Curiosity vs. busybody.

2009-11-15T06:18:00.000-08:00

When I ask, it means I'm curious & definitely not busybody. But when others ask it is 100% busybody. ;D

22 hours starve made into my own guiness world record.

2009-11-13T08:57:00.000-08:00

9th November
Some Kedah people are really slow. I repeat. Some. From 8 something to 9. We sort of waited for some F1 lady. We went to school as usual & wore pj shirt + track suit but she wore jeans + bowling shirt. Okayyy that's another issue. Then the driver took us to JPN. Waited for those VVIPs for almost an hour. WTH! Reached SP around lunch time. We were suppose to get room216 but they changed it too room403. Then the teacher thought its dangerous cause we'll be the only one at the end. After getting room217 I was like 'WTF!403 is a suite, dude!'. Darn it! Anyway, we went for lunch after keeping the luggage in the room. Trust me the food was wayyyy better than before. As usual, practice starts at 2.30 til 6. Then dinner at 7.30. Practice started 8.30 til 11 something. They said some VIP will be coming but I knew it'll end up he got last minute job to do & bla bla bla. It really pissed me off cause I wanted to wear jeans so much.

10th November
Woke up 5 minutes earlier than what I planned cause of Fara's phone alarm. Grrr! Sorry to say this but it was really noisy. Haha. Wore what I was craving for so much. Jeans + shirt! Each & every time we go down for food they'll be staring at us as if we committed a crime. Especially those sitting right in front of the entrance. Jeans + shirt is not a crime! After entering the hall, I felt so cold. So I went back to the room to get my sweater but it look kinda awful. So decided not to wear it. Don't tell me it's dumb cause I know it is. After lunch went for practice again & decided to wear my sweater. Turns out it made no difference cause the sweater was thin. But at least I felt a little warmer. :D Then I asked my friends if they wanted to eat pizza. & of course the answer was YES. So I asked for the teacher's help. & he asked another teacher to sent us there to order. Planned to give the teacher a personal pan pizza but he didn't want it. So gave it to the other teacher. After eating that 2 slices of pizza I didn't eat my dinner. Practice after dinner was awful! Seriously. Even after wearing my sweater I was shivering. Plus I was having gastric that time. I was about to faint but then I didn't want them to see me like that so I continued the practice & on my way back to the hotel, I rest for a while cause I felt dizzy.

11th November
Skipped breakfast cause I was afraid I'll puke on the table again just like before. Night before they said the bus will be arriving at 10.30. But not our bus. Some said its in Pulau Jerejak & will be arriving at 12. So Fara & I was like 'WTF! How did the bus managed to reach that island?!' Skipped lunch too & the bus reached at around 3. Reached Kedah around 4 something. During that 22 hours starting 10th November; 7p.m til 11th November; 5p.m, I ate nothing. I only drank water less than 500 ml. Pathetic but I lost some weight, I guess.

Shocktober!

2009-10-30T20:13:00.000-07:00

PMR is over & this is my first post after it as well as the first for this month. Well; nothing much to say. Going through each and everyday pretty good. Btw HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Even though the school is having boring activities, there are some that are not as boring as it sounds like. & i mean real boring. Haha!

Anyway, Thursday's activity is the first not boring one. Spending almost 6 hours at the lake is kinda fun. Jogging around the lake was kinda lame though. A stranger in a sweater jogged pass us & said he's tired. Weirdoooooo! Who jogs in a sweater?! Who talks to strangers?! Lame dudeeee! After completing one round,we ate pizza. Woots~ Then they had explorace. Soooooooo exciting! Our balloon was the only one left! Go 3M! This is what we call team work. We won after all. Boo hoo!

p/s; Currently in LOVE with Park Ji-Sung & Lee Seung-Gi :)(:

Satisfaction.

2009-09-25T10:55:00.000-07:00

Leaving me at home with my brother & sister is a torture! Good thing we were able to communicate better. My sis & i took some photos. LAME ones though ;DD Don't blame me for being uglayyy dude. Its against law. Well at least i think it is. They came home with my favourite famous Penang laksa & roasted candle nuts. Yummy! But I'm still not satisfied. Ruining the only time i could spend in Penang before PMR. Grrrr! I heard that the house is horrible. Lol

Problems.

2009-09-18T11:11:00.000-07:00

Am having problems with people who always spell my name wrongly. Is it really that hard to Spell-It-Right?! It's RACHEL.

NOT;

-Racheal
-Rachael
-Raechel
-Reacheal

Man this is never ending..

-Rachelle
-Richel??!
-No not Richard.
-Rishel :O!

OhMyGosh! Its just too many mannn.
Once again its RACHEL! ;))

No pressure.

2009-09-18T10:47:00.000-07:00

OHEMGEE! PMR is just around the corner. Well; 18 days to be exact. But i am so relaxed that i don't even revise even when i know I'm really weak at BM & History. Geography is 50-50 still. After having classes with the Rasmus, I think I'm gonna flunk English too. Everything seems to be a long way to go. Instead of spending my time studying, I'd rather plan my future. Pfft! Dumb i know. I'm so afraid that I will not be getting straight A's. If that happens, I just set a record in my family. The first to NOT get straight A's in PMR. I mean among the 3 of us not including cousies. Brrr! This is so WRONG. Darn it!

p/s; People who hate me out there. DON'T CURSE ME! Or you'll get your revenge SOON. [I mean it]

Boar-rang!

2009-09-13T03:46:00.000-07:00

Being in the class with people who has the same IQ level really makes me sick even if its air-conditioned. Its not that I am calling them dumb. Don't get me wrong. Its just that they think by grouping people with almost the same IQ level will help us get straight A's in PMR. They are totally wrong and totally NOT helping at all. Having so high hopes on students just to get the school's name on the top 1 list for the best PMR results ever. LOL is this a joke? & they said no pressure. Look who's talking

He said.

2009-09-06T09:22:00.000-07:00

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a mirror planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something special." - Stephen Hawking

I do agree with that. Human like us do have brains to think but 98% of them don't make use of it. The so-called special thing they do to make them something special is by polluting the environment. I repeat; POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT. I bet monkeys could think better than them.

Sunday fart day.

2009-09-06T09:13:00.000-07:00

Darn it! I know I should have checked the timetable before going to bed. I know something was not right. Now I got to go to school early AGAIN. Gaahhhhh! I did taught of skipping the class but I need all the help I could get. No A's no rest. Thank god I got class tomorrow. Cause I don't wanna go to that class. That girl is just so annoying in every way.

OhMyGod.

2009-08-27T19:54:00.001-07:00

Damn its a nightmare I tell ya!

Taggy.

2009-08-27T01:14:00.001-07:00

Dear S, I don’t really know how to tell you this,(our romance is over). I think I realized it (when i tripped on peanut butter)(with George Bush and Stephen Harper) and I saw you (knock out)(the elephant in the corner). I’m sure you’re (shamed) enough to understand (the middle-east is planning their revenge on you). I’m returning your (toe ring) to you, but I’ll keep (your mom) as a memory. You should also know that I (am better off without you) and (The apartment building is on fire).
(Love always),
(Rach)

Here’s how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don’t really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning your (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don’t match
Grey – You’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January – That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on peanut butter
May – When I threw up in your sock drawer
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August – When you smacked my ass
September – Last year when you peed your pants
October – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – When your dog humped my leg
December – When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
asta – Outside of your office
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna – In your closet
Kebab – With Jean Chrétien
Fish – In a clown suit
Sandwiches – At the Elton John concert
Pizza – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a street light
Other – With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Ignore
Red – Put whipped cream on
Black – Hit on
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – bit of
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the pants off of
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive over

5) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My boyfriend
White – My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple – My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue – My salt-beef bucket
Yellow – My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other –The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill – Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost – High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news – Scarred
American Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Open
Top Model – Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful you are
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited – That I may pee my pants
Nervous – The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – That your Ford sucks
Apathetic – That you need a sex-change
Silly – That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – That Santa doesn’t exist
Ashamed – That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other – That your driving sucks

8) What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your toe ring
Yellow – Your love letters to me
Red – The pictures from Vegas Black – Your pet rock
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – Your car
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your nose hair clippers
Grey – Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple – Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B – My virginity
C/D – Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F – Your neighbors dog
G/H – The oil tank from your car
I/J – Your left ear
K/L – The results of that blood-sample
M/N – Your glass eye
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z – Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D – Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – Hate your cooking
M/N – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R – Always wanted to break your legs
S/T – Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V – Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey – I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia – Best of luck on the sex change
France – Love always
Spain – With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me

Japan – Go milk a cow
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
USA – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England – Go drown yourself

Tag:

Sasha
Xuen
Fith
Rin

When they bloom.

2009-08-25T09:09:00.000-07:00

I missed the moment when the flowers bloom. Flooding the streets with their beautiful & colorful petals. How I wish it will never end.

Proud to call them masterpiece.

2009-08-25T09:02:00.001-07:00

When there's really nothing better to do during the day; doodle on yahoo! messenger. A good way to kill stress & express your feeling. Rofl!

Lmao.

2009-08-25T08:30:00.001-07:00

Finally! The biggest truth I had ever confessed in the century. I am proud to declare myself NOT GAY. & thanks to Sasha for not denying it too. She wrote that by the way. Lol

A little chef in training.

2009-07-25T03:08:00.001-07:00

More than 2 hours spent in the kitchen baking chocolate chip cookies. & I'm glad it turned out better than we expected.LOL

So-called beginner.

2009-07-24T08:56:00.000-07:00

My first post after I deleted my old posts. Glad I'm starting to write an oh-so-broken-English-blog again. Please forgive me. Nobody's perfect. I don't wish to be one too. & IMMA FREAK!